Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter.

— Lemony Snicket (via infinitives)





sleepingactive:

Kristen Bell’s nervous breakdown over her surprise birthday sloth

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“Yeah. I do want to direct. And if I did direct, I would try to have the same no-bullshit approach to it as Clint [Eastwood] and his crew have. Seriously, there are no frills on his set. It’s a small, tight-knit crew” - GQ Australia’ February/March 2012


i just want cran-apple juice for valentines day is that too much to ask for





i’m going to fall in love with with tori omg